Constitution -
"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and hell, we're not using it anymore."
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Ten Commandments -
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!
It creates a hostile work environment.
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And why should lawyers, judges and politicians be any different than the people they serve? You want gods? Go to Heaven, Heaven forfend.
Courtesy of Harry da Hammer.